A famous inspirational speaker said :
" Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife. "
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added : "She was my mother"
(A big round of pause & laughter)
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen :
" Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife "
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker.
By the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water !!!
Moral : Don't Copy, if you can't Paste...