Monday, October 17, 2016

Husband lost his Wife



Husband lost his Wife

Man: I lost my wife.

Inspector: What is her height?

Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Man: Not slim, can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of the eyes?

Man: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Man: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: suit. I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with her???

Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy,brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden

belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together…

And the man started crying….

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!