Sunday, November 2, 2014

Rule Of Heaven: Don't Step On The Ducks.


Three women die and go to heaven. Like everyone else, they meet St. Peter at the gates.

St. Peter tells them, “The only rule we have is: ‘Don’t step on the ducks.’”

The three women think this odd, but as soon as they are let through the gates, there are ducks EVERYWHERE! Not even 5 minutes go by and the first lady steps on a duck.

Up walks St. Peter with the ugliest guy you’d ever seen and chains them both together and tells her, “This is your punishment for stepping on a duck, you will be chained to this man for eternity.”

The second woman goes a week before she steps on a duck and lo and behold, up walks St. Peter with another ugly man and chains them together saying, “This is your punishment for stepping on a duck, you will be chained to this man for eternity.”

The third woman goes a year without stepping on a duck and up walks St. Peter with the most handsome of men and chains them together and walks off to which the woman says, “I don’t know what I did to deserve this!”

The man replies, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”